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Moira\’s Dildos

Fine knacks for ladies, cheap, choice, brave and new

\”He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no
milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he
has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without
bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate
burthens of dildos and fadings, \’jump her and thump
her;\’ and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would,
as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into
the matter, he makes the maid to answer \’Whoop, do me
no harm, good man;\’ puts him off, slights him, with
\’Whoop, do me no harm, good man.\’\”

• William Shakespeare, Winter\’s Tale (Act IV, sc 4) 

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William Shakespeare

Playwright

The Players

A Bawdy Host

He wrote a lot of plays.

A group of singers, lawyers, administrators, and other sundry actors. We get together every Monday night to put on a Shakespeare play. Sometimes we dress up. We share laughs in the Zoom chat, get video bombed by cats & dogs, and gossip at intermission. There are often logs.